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Malawi Haze [1000mg]

Sativa · Vapes · Noir All-in-One T1

4.9 (108 reviews)
R739 R1 034 −28%

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Dominant terpenes

Limonene

Strain type

Typically reported as brighter and more heady.

Overview

Timeless Malawi Haze [1000mg] is a sativa product from our vapes range testing at 82.3% THC. Commonly reported effects: uplifted, focused, creative and energetic. Flavour notes: citrus, tropical, earthy and sweet.

Supplier description — Provided by the supplier in English and reproduced unedited.

Malawi Haze delivers bright, tropical flavor with classic sativa energy. A 100% Sativa strain, it combines sweet citrus and vibrant tropical fruit with earthy herbal undertones for a profile that feels fresh, lively, and expressive. It’s smooth, uplifting, and crafted for moments when you want clarity, creativity, and forward momentum. Known for its energetic personality and vibrant flavor, Malawi Haze offers an experience that feels motivating yet clean—perfect for daytime sessions, creative thinking, or staying engaged without feeling heavy.

How to use

Take a short two-second draw and wait a few minutes before repeating. Charge with the supplied cable only.

Storage

Store sealed, upright and away from light between 15–20 °C. Keep out of reach of children and animals.

Important information

Keep out of reach of children and animals. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Not for use if pregnant or breastfeeding. Consult a physician if you take prescription medication.

Lab results

Batch B1217-148

Independently tested by an ISO 17025 accredited laboratory.

Analyte Result Action limit Status
Total THC 82.3% ✓ Pass
Total CBD 0.25% ✓ Pass
Pesticides ND Cat. I/II ✓ Pass
Heavy metals (Pb, Cd, Hg, As) ND Ph. Eur. ✓ Pass
Residual solvents ND ICH Q3C ✓ Pass
Microbials & mycotoxins Pass ISO 21527 ✓ Pass
Water activity 0.54 aw ≤ 0.65 aw ✓ Pass
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Tested: 4 June 2026 · Laboratory: [ACCREDITED LABORATORY]

Reviews

Based on 108 reviews

4.9

108 reviews

5★ 62%
4★ 24%
3★ 3%
2★ 3%
1★ 3%
  • M. Kowalski 12 June 2026 Verified purchase

    Exactly as described. The batch number on the packaging matched the certificate published here, which is the main reason I keep coming back.

  • A. Dubois 30 May 2026 Verified purchase

    Well packed and it arrived inside the stated window. The terpene profile matches the description on the page.

  • T. Bergström 18 April 2026 Verified purchase

    Good value at this size. I would have liked a larger option, but no complaints about the quality.

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