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Alien Labs

Brain Wash [1g]

Hybrid · Pre-Rolls · Pre Roll

4.7 (99 reviews)
€14.71

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Effects

Flavour notes

Dominant terpenes

Ocimene

Strain type

A cross — the terpene profile matters more than the label.

Overview

Alien Labs Brain Wash [1g] is a hybrid product from our pre-rolls range testing at 24.5% THC. Commonly reported effects: relaxed and sleepy. Flavour notes: citrus, grape, earthy and pine.

Supplier description — Provided by the supplier in English and reproduced unedited.

Your favorite celestial cultivators at Alien Labs met the deep forest dwellers at Talking Terps within an astral glade—Brainwash is the result of years of carefully considered deep tissue mind massages for your cerebral cortex. The smell places you in a spice market at noontime, seeking shade under the eaves of a hookah joint—herbal, sweet, citrusy, and minty in the slow swirl of heat. Densely enfolding verdant pyramids, tinted with purple, hide peaks and valleys with fractal dimension above 3.6 and spiritual dimensions only the 4th eye can comprehend. Spicy and buttery on pull, with a sweetness that sits on the tongue and gives way to herbal, earthy, slightly tangy notes on the exhale. A very potent hybrid—sedating, calming, and mind-wandering, without overwhelming distraction. Perfect for a Friday slide into the weekend or a mellow ramp up to a more charged evening outing.

How to use

Light evenly, draw gently and rest between puffs. Store the remainder in a sealed tube.

Storage

Store sealed, upright and away from light between 15–20 °C. Keep out of reach of children and animals.

Important information

Keep out of reach of children and animals. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Not for use if pregnant or breastfeeding. Consult a physician if you take prescription medication.

Lab results

Batch B4106-905

Independently tested by an ISO 17025 accredited laboratory.

Analyte Result Action limit Status
Total THC 24.5% ✓ Pass
Total CBD 0.05% ✓ Pass
Pesticides ND Cat. I/II ✓ Pass
Heavy metals (Pb, Cd, Hg, As) ND Ph. Eur. ✓ Pass
Residual solvents ND ICH Q3C ✓ Pass
Microbials & mycotoxins Pass ISO 21527 ✓ Pass
Water activity 0.57 aw ≤ 0.65 aw ✓ Pass
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Tested: June 4, 2026 · Laboratory: [ACCREDITED LABORATORY]

Reviews

Based on 99 reviews

4.7

99 reviews

5★ 62%
4★ 24%
3★ 3%
2★ 3%
1★ 3%
  • M. Kowalski June 12, 2026 Verified purchase

    Exactly as described. The batch number on the packaging matched the certificate published here, which is the main reason I keep coming back.

  • A. Dubois May 30, 2026 Verified purchase

    Well packed and it arrived inside the stated window. The terpene profile matches the description on the page.

  • T. Bergström April 18, 2026 Verified purchase

    Good value at this size. I would have liked a larger option, but no complaints about the quality.

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